Wednesday, 1 September 2010

Buy Me A Soda

“Buy me a soda,” barked Methuselah.
“Shush,” replied Ralph.
“Buy me a soda,” Methuselah continued.
Ralph gave Methuselah a chocolate bar and he ate it.
Poor Methuselah went to a fire hydrant and urinated. Dizziness overcame him.

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Elliot Andreopoulos

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